What Car Is Perfect For Kansas?

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 02/18/2014 at 10:54 • Filed to: cars by state, kansas

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Anything at all. Your choice. What's the most Kansas way to get around?

Why do I ask, you say? Because I'm tired of hearing that the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is the Ford F-Series. I'm more interested in what the best vehicle for the state should be.

Also, if you think the most Kansas vehicle happens to be the F-Series, then by all means put it down.

And as always...

Choose wisely!

This is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a 51-part series of Opposodes where I gather OppositeLock's view of America in the form of cars. Have at it.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 10:55

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 10:55

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Nibbles > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 10:56

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Because Kansas

JR1 > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 10:58

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Obviously you need something that goes fast in a straight line. Has to be a muscle car:

Jagvar > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 10:59

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A Graham Model 97 seems about right.

505Turbeaux > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:00

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anything that can do this

mycarneverruns87 > Nibbles 02/18/2014 at 11:00

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Came here to see something like this and was not disappointed

Bad Idea Hat > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:03

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Bad Idea Hat > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 02/18/2014 at 11:04

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Haha, didn't even see this.

Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:05

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Anything that will run long enough to get me out of KS.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > mycarneverruns87 02/18/2014 at 11:06

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Would also add an order of deportation, so that way you could never go back.

As if after seeing literally ANY other state in the US someone would ever go back to Kansas, but just need to be sure.

spanfucker retire bitch > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:07

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Kansas is just flat as a pancake, yeah? Nothing but miles and miles and miles of road to eat-up. And then it will snow. Yeah, I know what I'd pick.

GT as fuck.

Sn210 > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:09

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Because fuck tornadoes!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:09

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Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:10

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Leadbull > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:10

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Meatcoma > Nibbles 02/18/2014 at 11:11

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I live in Kansas and I'm here to say Yup.

Meatcoma > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:13

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With so many miles of flat roads, but still plenty of 'weather' the choice is obvious.

f86sabre > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:14

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Long, flat, straight roads? Here you go.

Meatcoma > 505Turbeaux 02/18/2014 at 11:14

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Actually we probably grow more wheat than corn.

edit: Summer and Winter wheat, 2 crops/year, corn is done in the fall.

Lekker > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:14

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I actually live in Kansas. Kansas City to be precise. And I chose the least Kansas way to get me around. And I love it. I chose a 370z nismo. Wouldn't change it for the world! (I would however like snow tires...)

505Turbeaux > Meatcoma 02/18/2014 at 11:16

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lol not that I used to see on the I70 corridor. Corn for days. I have friends in Russell and Hays and as soon as I would get off the highway there, same thing

Jayhawk Jake > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:20

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If you are posting anything other than a truck, I guarantee you are wrong in the minds of 90% of Kansans

Jayhawk Jake > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 02/18/2014 at 11:21

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Hey now, it's a nice place to live.

I've been all over the US and grew up in Texas, and now I live in Kansas and love it hear, aside from our ass backwards politicians.

Drsweetdik > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:29

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ColoradoTaco > spanfucker retire bitch 02/18/2014 at 11:30

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Drove the entire width of Kansas two years back and did not see a single Audi, but managed to spot a PMY Gallardo.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Jayhawk Jake 02/18/2014 at 11:31

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If you like being able to wave to your neighbors that are 30 miles away, but yet can still see you because it's so flat.

Sure it's great.

But for the rest of the world who likes to see something other than clouds, tornadoes, and toll roads it's not idealistic.

I live in Missou-rah (thats how the native folks say it), and it's not any better. But at least we have google fiber. So all hail our new computer overlords, and please let me find a high paying job in a state with some canyons to ride/drive.

Jagvar > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:40

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A Syclone.

Eh? Get it?

Jayhawk Jake > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 02/18/2014 at 11:41

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Keep pouring on the hate, I don't mind.

To be fair, eastern Kansas has hills. Lawrence is a reasonably hilly and very pretty town. Wichita is flat, but there's something nice about that.

I'll take the cheap cost of living and nice people over expensive places with better 'scenery' any day. If I want to be somewhere more 'interesting' I can go visit.

midengineer > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:44

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Move stuffs and hoon. Also, save all your corny jokes for Nebraska

MIATAAAA > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 11:45

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VW Passat TDI. Almost 800 miles on a tank - you won't have to stop once while passing through the state.

Jayhawk Jake > spanfucker retire bitch 02/18/2014 at 11:45

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No, it's not just flat as a pancake. Eastern Kansas has rolling hills. Out west is nothing.

Jayhawk Jake > ColoradoTaco 02/18/2014 at 11:45

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I don't know that there's an Audi dealer in Kansas proper. Kansas City/Overland Park maybe, and maybe Topeka? Certainly not one out in Wichita, Audi's are rare.

Jayhawk Jake > Jagvar 02/18/2014 at 11:46

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Good choice. Syclone or not, old compact trucks are pretty common.

Jayhawk Jake > Drsweetdik 02/18/2014 at 11:47

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We grow wheat more than corn. Save that car for Nebraska

PRBot II > Jagvar 02/18/2014 at 11:52

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04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Jayhawk Jake 02/18/2014 at 11:58

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Depends on where you plan on moving. Now if you're referring to typical places like California, then you'd be right. But there are tons of places more with more scenery, culture, and depth than Kansas or Missouri could ever dream of that actually have a much lower cost of living.

Most of the places I'd move to don't even have property tax for vehicles, something that Missouri and Kansas both need to stop doing since their roads obviously don't see that money.

Jagvar > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 12:01

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I think I have a new favorite gif.

PRBot II > Jagvar 02/18/2014 at 12:07

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It's quite sensible, and always good for a chuckle.

glassman222 > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 12:15

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spanfucker retire bitch > ColoradoTaco 02/18/2014 at 12:38

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There is a very distinct possibility that I misunderstood the question and picked out what car I would travel through Kansas in, vs. what car would thoroughly represent Kansas.

Whoops.

ColoradoTaco > spanfucker retire bitch 02/18/2014 at 12:55

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No I think you're ok. S7 is a beauty and would be perfect for leaving Kansas as fast as possible

hike > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 13:08

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Any S class would do, but I'd prefer an S63

evil2win > PRBot II 02/18/2014 at 13:39

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might as well get on of these:

Drsweetdik > Jayhawk Jake 02/19/2014 at 10:01

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Sorry!

Jayhawk Jake > Drsweetdik 02/19/2014 at 10:16

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Much better